| | 9/2/00 |
| | 23:03:00 |
| | Subject |
| | First day of CMWC 2K - a former race organiser rants |
| | Body |
| | DISCLAIMER: |
| | |
| | this missive is wholly biased, misrepresentative and in some places, |
| | unrepentantly slanderous. |
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| | First day OK, altho' it started far too early (600AM, I mean what's that |
| | about - anybody would think there was a bike race going on). |
| | |
| | Best moments: John Kenda being officially renamed John 'Wayne' Kenda. |
| | Luk Broken Hearted coming back from some ghetto likor store with 2 4 paks of |
| | Colt 45. |
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| | Most Predictable Moment: Eric Roman going naked - I mean come on, can there |
| | be anyone under the age of 60 that doesn't know what Eric's weenie looks like? |
| | |
| | Every Girl's Dream Moment: Being told by Dustin that they look about 23 |
| | maybe 24. Here's a tip, Dustin - don't use the same lines on the same day to |
| | people who are standing next to each other. |
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| | Conversion On The Road To Damascus Moment: Buffalo Bill asking for a Shlitz |
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| | Circus Moment: Some 'look what I can do' headbanger riding the entire course |
| | backwards. |
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| | Circus Moment #2: A unicyclist. This man should have his time halved. |
| | |
| | All Too Predictable Boston Blackout Balls-up Moment: Blackouts ordered 20 |
| | cases of beer (OK, Shlitz) to be delivered to what they thought was a |
| | derelict building only to discover that the building was in fact occupied. |
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| | You F***in' Wimps Moment: The other 35 cargo entrants who never showed. |
| | What were you doing guys? Shaving your legs? |
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| | Tower of Babel Moment: just about anytime any body keyed up on the radios. |
| | Who let messengers have the two-ways without the strict supervision of a |
| | despatcher? Radio procedure, people, radio procedure. |
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| | What's That In My Mouth Moment: Second time up the hill from the Time Cycle |
| | Checkpoint - actually that's your lungs. |
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| | Buffalo Bill |