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First day of CMWC 2K - a former race organiser rants

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DISCLAIMER:



this missive is wholly biased, misrepresentative and in some places,

unrepentantly slanderous.



First day OK, altho' it started far too early (600AM, I mean what's that

about - anybody would think there was a bike race going on).



Best moments: John Kenda being officially renamed John 'Wayne' Kenda.

Luk Broken Hearted coming back from some ghetto likor store with 2 4 paks of

Colt 45.



Most Predictable Moment: Eric Roman going naked - I mean come on, can there

be anyone under the age of 60 that doesn't know what Eric's weenie looks like?



Every Girl's Dream Moment: Being told by Dustin that they look about 23

maybe 24. Here's a tip, Dustin - don't use the same lines on the same day to

people who are standing next to each other.



Conversion On The Road To Damascus Moment: Buffalo Bill asking for a Shlitz



Circus Moment: Some 'look what I can do' headbanger riding the entire course

backwards.



Circus Moment #2: A unicyclist. This man should have his time halved.



All Too Predictable Boston Blackout Balls-up Moment: Blackouts ordered 20

cases of beer (OK, Shlitz) to be delivered to what they thought was a

derelict building only to discover that the building was in fact occupied.



You F***in' Wimps Moment: The other 35 cargo entrants who never showed.

What were you doing guys? Shaving your legs?



Tower of Babel Moment: just about anytime any body keyed up on the radios.

Who let messengers have the two-ways without the strict supervision of a

despatcher? Radio procedure, people, radio procedure.



What's That In My Mouth Moment: Second time up the hill from the Time Cycle

Checkpoint - actually that's your lungs.



Buffalo Bill
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